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Final Examination for Deja Poo
1. What was left in the Ark after the Great Flood subsided?

Empty beer bottle
Elvis
Tons O'Poop

2. What was the second-greatest invention of all time?

The Shopping Network
The wheel
The inflatable companion

3. When did Adam smile for the first time?

When he initially saw Eve
After he released his pungent prisoners
When he won the trifecta

4. What brought about the Dark Ages?

The invasion of the Barbarians
The Sun blowing up
Credit cards being outlawed

5. What did Eve say when Adam showed her his artwork?

They're beautiful, let's send one to mother
What's that smell
You're an imbecile

6. What caused the Stone Age?

A large boulder
The unionizing of all marble cutters
Brothers marrying sisters

7. Why were Adam and Eve thrown out of the Garden of Eden?

They owed four months' back rent
They kept the neighbors up with wild parties
Adam missed numerous meetings with the Almighty

8. What hit Adam in the back of the head when he was leaving the Garden of Eden?

Custard cream pie
A honda civic
A poo-apple

9. What did Fabio do after the Ark was completely unloaded?

Became a hairstylist
Took a vacation to England and saw a few shows
Assisted Noah's daughters-in-law get over their loneliness (wink, wink)

10. Adam, being extremely horny, threw what at Eve?

Keys to a Mercedes
A shovel-load of caca
A dozen rosed

11. What is the greatest invention of all time?

Barbequed ribs
The toilet
Hemorrhoid cream

12. What were the titles of Adam's manuscripts?

Living the Dream & Embracing Yourself
My First Smile & The Stink of Happiness
Learn to Say No & Tomorrow You Die

13. In the Beginning there was no...

Trees
Poo
Insects

14. Why did God create poopie?

To fertilize the Broccoli fields
So monkeys could throw it a zoo visitors
So Adam wouldn't explode

15. What happened when Adam discharged for the first time?

Qxygen masks dropped from the cieling
All creatures stampeded upwind of him
It caused a nationwide orange terrorist alert

16. How did Adam piss off God?

He created at Parcheesi
He joined the Unitarian Church
His missed numerous meetings with Him

17. When Adam finished his first poo what did he do?

He smiled for the first time
He used poison ivy as toilet paper
He ran around, holding his heinie, screaming it was on fire

18. Rudolph-The-Red-Nosed-Reindeer upset Santa by...

Having a thing going on with Mrs. Claus
Doing a number two in flight
Deciding to take vacation time during Christmas

19. Adam used his personal brownies to...

Build a home
Create art
Throw at passing buses

20. How did Romeo annoy Juliet?

He wore her new silk undees
Tried to talk her into a three-some with her sister
Not lighting a match after dropping his kids at the pool

21. What did Eve swear she would never do again with Adam?

Line dance
Have sex
Play jeopardy

22. What did Adam and Eve's kids learn about the Tyrannosaur?

That a poo-spear would not hurt it
It's hard to ride after a few cocktails
It has a tendence to be late for meetings

23. Why was Mr. Hyde angry with Dr. Jekyll?

He forgot to take out the garbage
He ate hot peppers which left a deadly mist in the bathroom
He brought home a guest without calling first

24. Why was Dracula so sad?

He got a cavity in his fang
He couldn't find his cape
He missed dropping a few dookies

25. What was the outcome of Adam's children marrying each other?

No one had to change their last name
They produced twinkies
They never moved out of mom and dad's house

26. What was a practical use of colon-dogs?

A lunch hors d'oeuvre
Dye for women's hair
Protection against burglars

27. Adam will be remembered as...

The first man on Earth
The first man on Earth who nearly exploded
The first man on Earth who nearly exploded but was saved by the quick exit of rump-muffins

28. Little Red Riding Hood escaped the Wolf by...

Filling her draws with an incredible smelly
Grabbing a taxi out of twon
Joining the N.R.A (National Rifle Association) bagging the wolf and mounting its head on her grandma's wall

29. Why was the mayor of Lilliput so upset?

He lost his reelection bid
Gulliver took a dump near his office
His secretary/mistress used his credit card to buy yet another mink coat

30. The Diplomas from Poopston University can only be used for...

A gag gift or a joke to show others
Toilet paper
All the above

31. Montezuma suffered from excessive bottom leakage..

True
False

32. Eve had an affair with Adam's brother Rocky...

True
False

33. The Ark was powered by solar panels.

True
False

34. Adam used dried camel poo to plug leaks on the vessel.

True
False

35. Dung was first used as a Martha Stewart to fertilize her tomatoes.

True
False

36. Prince Charming refused to kiss sleeping Beauty because his significant other, Bruce, would leave him

True
False

37. One of the Argonauts used the Golden Fleece as toilet paper.

True
False

38. Seymour Grieff of Kansas City, Kansas is considered the first gigolo

True
False

39. Eve encourged Adam with his new hobby.

True
False

40. The Great Flood lasted for five day in June.

True
False

41. Eve eventually moved into her own cave.

True
False

42. Philip A. Donicker is self-considered the foremost expert in Scatology.

True
False

43. The crude toilet encourged the development of reading material.

True
False

44. The author's father was a street mime.

True
False

45. Adam and Eve sold their property in the Garden of Eden, on speculation, to a real estate developer.

True
False

46. After the animals departed the Ark it was remodeled into the first floating casino.

True
False

47. The Romans used Sheep as toilet paper.

True
False

48. The Dark Ages was the reason Edison invented the light bulb.

True
False

49. Man's utter facination with poo started with Adam's first discharge.

True
false

50. When Adam died Eve insisted that Adam be buried with all his ordorous artwork.

True
False

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