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**The Author Philip is self-considered the number-one authority in the field of Scatology. His intimate hands-on knowledge of this science will offer the reader new insight into the male psyche. Man will understand his innermost thoughts and women will finally know why man is so preoccupied with this subject. His expertise was not by chance but rather a family tradition. It can be traced back to Maximus Donicker, who designed and installed the renowned Roman aqueducts that provided water for drinking and bathing and were used to remove sewage. Philip’s great-grandfather was a tour guide for the famous sewers of France. His grandfather founded the now-prestigious Poopston University, which offers a BS, MS, and all the way up to a doctorate (PhD) in Scatology. Philip's father, after graduation, worked for a garbage company, but after five years of feeling unfulfilled, opted to work for New York City as a subterranean engineer. He loved his new job and no longer felt like a fish out of water. Unfortunately, all was not fun and games. Tragedy struck when he was trying to unclog a huge blockage that turned out to be a ten-foot alligator. All that was found was his miner's hat with its light still on. His family commemorates his passing by an annual candlelight vigil on the anniversary of his death, ending with throwing a wreath down the 59th Street sewer. Philip has taken up the family gauntlet and promises as president and CEO of Poopston University to enlighten all those who will listen. He is currently touring the country sharing details on what was once an industry shrouded in mystery and how the male is so closely tied to it.
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